so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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