I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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