Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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