i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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