She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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