i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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