Why are handjobs necessary in class?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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