i jhust puked up my retainher.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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