Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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