why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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