Sry I called you an 8
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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