For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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