I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize