Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Randomize