He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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