I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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