I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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