Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
wow bdsm is so cute
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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