8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
