yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
