either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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