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Puke
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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