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you win
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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