so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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