it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
