I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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