and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
This is the high leading the old right now
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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