we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His hands were made for my vagina.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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