Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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