i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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