So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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