He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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