I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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