Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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