I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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