i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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