he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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