i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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