Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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