You work out of a Hotel?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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