I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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