Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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