im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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