so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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