I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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