I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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