Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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