well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sorry about my life...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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