Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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