Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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