1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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