You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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