So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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