She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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